if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
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#True
I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
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#About me
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
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#Yep
#This is me all the way
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
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#About me
“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
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do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
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#Story of my life
#About me
#I have days where I just won't even answer my phone
Blah, blah, stay awake!
I literally had to have multiple 30 second dance parties (mind you I work in an hospital) to stay awake at work. After overdosing on Starbucks coffee which helped only slightly. I’ve seriously never, ever been this sleepy at work before. The overnight shift really kicked my ass tonight.



